glasshole.sh
Find and kick Google Glass devices from your local wireless network.Requires 'beep', 'arp-scan', 'aircrack-ng' and a GNU/Linux host. Put on a BeagleBone black or Raspberry Pi. Plug in a good USB...
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Exterminate All Rational Emoticons
@libraryofemoji: Randomly generated speculations about what emoji might appear in upcoming Unicode versions.TWO FRICATIVE OVERALLS TWO SCABS SAGACIOUSLY SEEDY FORMULATION PHANTASMAGORICAL SYMBOL FOR...
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HKBodyTemperatureSensorLocationRectum
HealthKit Constants Reference:HKBodyTemperatureSensorLocationRectumThe temperature was taken in the rectum.Available in iOS 8.0 and later.Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously,...
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Exterminate all rational QuickType
It just occurred to me that the new predictive text thingy in iOS is running a Markov chain on what I've typed before.Those mad bastards went and built DadaDodo into my keyboard!The future is a weird...
View ArticleStupid "Notes" app.
It seems like every time I edit a "note" on my iPad, then later edit it on my iPhone, the page duplicates, with both edits, and I have to merge them by hand. (What year is this?)I can't duplicate this...
View ArticleUninstalling MacOS 10.10 already.
Last night I upgraded since, given how the Notes app constantly shits the bed, I was interested in the new iOS "handoff" stuff.Well. Every time I log in, about a minute later, every app goes...
View ArticleProjection necklace
The cabling, cleavage harness and battery pack are suspiciously hidden in this video.Neclumi:iPhone running custom app and a picoprojector connected via hdmi cable and attached to the wearers chest.
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Nick Offerman's Handcrafted Wood Emojis
Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.
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The Oral History Of The Poop Emoji (Or, How Google Brought Poop To America)
"Dr. Slump".💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩:I thought it was a joke that they were pushing for the poop to be in the first cut, but I quickly learned that it was not a joke at all. It's basically like having all of the...
View ArticleI empathize with "texts from René Descartes" entirely too much.
Texts from Jane Eyre is hilarious: maybe you just think it's a habit of yoursmaybe the evil demon is deceiving you too maybe what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a...
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Unicode character 'SIGN OF THE HORNS'
New Emoji Candidates for Unicode 8.0:The following proposed additions are for compatibility with other messaging and mail systems.ZIPPER-MOUTH FACE MONEY-MOUTH FACE FACE WITH THERMOMETER NERD FACE...
View ArticleNintype
I bought this crazy-assed replacement on-screen keyboard for iOS, and it's interesting, but after having used it for a couple of days the primary effect I've discovered is that I'm just typing a lot...
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What the FUCK, iTunes
So this happened overnight:I didn't even "upgrade" anything!Do I now have to do a full reset and wait 2 days for all of my music to sync again?Previously, previously.Answer: Yes. Yes I do. I tried...
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Jesus Fucking Christ, iTunes.
This is a new one. This time it randomly decided that only most of my music is now Other.Are there any tools that will let me diddle the phone to turn Other back into Audio without deleting and...
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Apparently Apple would prefer that I not activate 2-factor auth.
I was thinking about enabling it on my Apple ID, but that seems to be impossible.I have no idea what the answers to my "security questions" are -- if I ever filled those out at all, I almost certainly...
View ArticleGreat news for schizophrenics!
Strangers on the Internet Are Listening to People's Phone Voice CommandsI signed up for CrowdFlower myself and tracked down the post enlisting workers to analyze the voice-to-text examples, for one...
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iOS passcode brute-forcing hardware
MDSec:We recently became aware of a device known as an IP Box that was being used in the phone repair markets to bruteforce the iOS screenlock. [...]What is surprising however is that this still works...
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